Manisha Michelle Prasad
Artist | Hobbyist | Other
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
"We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous."
"A couple severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine..."
We're on our third "the world is screwed" issue in what three years?
If you affirmate me, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Waiter: You are a virile manifestation of the divine.
Dean: What the hell did he say to me?
She counts on stars, astrology.
My moods are mercurial.
But I know Mercury.
Don’t hold your breath.
Baptized in the river of you.
Hold on death, the moon,
The stars, a sliver of you.